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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 8 points 1 day ago

I wish I was in a position where it is possible to steal millions, yet still be able to humblebrag about the money with no real repercussions...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holyfuckingshit
I thought that post was satire LMAO

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do you call it when you do the opposite of eat the onion? Regurgitate the onion? Eat the carrot? I dunno

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Hallucinated the onion

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

You shit the whole onion at once and hear it hit the water.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Very Quinn Morgendorffer

[–] ThorrJo@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yes yes, the Daily Mail is awful, but you have to admit they have a knack for roasting shark-eyed soulless narcissist climbers like Jessica Mah (and apparently also like every single fucking person she surrounds herself with): https://archive.ph/263Z3

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Haha! Thank you for the link. Everyone mentioned in this article belongs in hell.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

it is kinda of frugal if your not spending your money, but stealing it and spending someone elses, its not ethical.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

What a piece of shit. I hope an unhoused person pisses on her (presumably) expensive shoes.