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The renderings are complete, the architects and contractors have been hired. After at least 15 years of talking about it, President Trump is building a ballroom at the White House. According to the White House, the work will begin this September, with a price tag of $200 million.

"President Trump is a builder at heart and has an extraordinary eye for detail," said White House chief of staff Susie Wiles in a statement on Thursday. "The President and the Trump White House are fully committed to working with the appropriate organizations to preserving the special history of the White House while building a beautiful ballroom that can be enjoyed by future Administrations and generations of Americans to come."

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Trump [...] ~~has an extraordinary eye for detail~~ has the tacky taste of a Florida grandma from the 90s who won money on some scratchers.

FTFY

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Reviving the Epstein parties.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ballrooms are for kings, not presidents.

Ballrooms are for people with balls.

TACO

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to the article the president offhandedly suggested that a ballroom be built by his company around 15 years ago, and whoever he suggested it to correctly ignored this idiotic idea. So basically he's going to spend $200 million dollars of tax payer money building a ballroom where one already exists as an act of exceedingly petty revenge because someone hurt his precious delicate feelings over a decade ago.

Seems pretty on brand

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Jesus fucking christ $200 million for a fucking room to dance in?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

He'll also hold teen pageants with change rooms he can barge into.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

That's the total after accounting for all of the graft.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

Probably more like $90 mil to build the room. &110 for the _privilege _ to build it.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the fucker can’t even dance!

Petty revenge and siphoning off taxpayer money. Two birds, one stone.

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There already IS a ballroom in there, it’s just not very large. And watch him hire companies he gets kickbacks from.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, I too read the article preview.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wasn't he just bitching about the Fed wasting money on pointless crap like this? Typical Trump hypocrisy.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She said the cost would be footed by Trump himself as well as "other patriot donors." Leavitt said construction would finish "long before" the end of Trump's term.

So since they made a point to say that, I can only assume it will really be paid for by tax dollars, and Trump's friends will get all the no-bid contracts....

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

And he’s could die any minute, well before construction is complete.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

He doesn't see it as a waste, it's for him after all.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who fucking cares, they do this constantly. Stop wasting time caring about their blatant hypocrisy. They literally could not care less.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

I can assure you this barely registers as a blip on my Give-a-Shitometer. What's it to you if it did? What compelled you to reply to my comment?

honestly I don't care about this money is fake. Congress and SC are complicite and need to be completely removed

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Why hasn't this traitor been hanged yet?

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago

Still a kiddie fucker

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's going to be so disappointed when he realizes that a ball room is not the same as a ball pit.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, there's a backup plan...

[–] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

I recognize this ball pit.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 17 points 2 days ago

That headline could have been a LOT worse. Any sentence that contains “Trump's dream of _______ is becoming a reality” should fill us all with dread.

[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

When developers asked the White House if they required a dickroom to go with the new ballroom, they were told that was not required as the Oval Office was serving as the dickroom for the next three years.

Plus you can hide a button mushroom basically anywhere.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd wait on the remodel until after our Canadian friends finally burn it down again

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Again? I don't think I've heard this one before. Can I get some context?

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

War of 1812, but I believe it was the British

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Canada was still part of the British empire at the time, but looking at Wikipedia the British regiments were all actually raised and based in the British isles, so I’m not sure where the idea that they were Canadians came from. I’ve heard several times that the troops that burned Washington were of Canadian origin, usually proudly related by Canadians, and just assumed that was correct since my history classes usually didn’t spend much time on that war. It does look like at least some of the attack was in retaliation for American burnings and lootings of York and Port Dover in what was then Upper Canada, so maybe that’s where the idea comes from.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Could Trump please not permanently fuck with things that aren't his?

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What contractor would even consider doing anything for this shitty tasteless moneypit of a sub human? He never posts his bills.

Even when he has access to public funds to pay for his horrible ideas, nobody gets paid but he and his chronies.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I bet there will be Russian and China backed contractors offering the cheapest.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

his chronies.

Said it yerself,

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Contractors with ties to foreign governments, so they can sneak in certain listening devices.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

[–] GenesisClimber@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is this so he can continue on with his Ms. Teen America Pageantry, but marry it with some southern debutante ball where he and the old rich guys will exchange the daughters/contestants to the highest bidders? Or does he just want a place to dance and show off his fancy high heels?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

The same people paying to completely disassemble and rebuild his fancy jet. Taxpayers.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Please let this be his primary focus until he dies.