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Pedophile Alan needs to be put UNDER the jail

[–] jwt@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

I'll bet a gay wedding cake he'll lose the case.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

What a goofy man. Getting a taste of his own medicine.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can get unpaywalled article?

[–] tingly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What an asshole hope he fucking dies. Calling the vendor a bigot rich coming from this cockstain.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] manucode 3 points 1 day ago

I could read it, at least in parts, using the reader view in Firefox.