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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pfifft I just leave the bag open

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Pfft, I just eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I can keep track of the clip for about 1/3 of the bread loaf... until the twist is long enough to tuck easily. Then, sometimes I'm even too put-upon to twist and I simply wrap and tuck.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Clothespin gang

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like these way more than the twisty ties.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Me too, but there's a way to make the twists easier to use.

  • Hold the open end of the bag and twist the loaf to make the twisted end
  • Fold the wire in half around the twisted part of the bag
  • Pinch the 2 ends of the wire with one hand and hold the open end of the bag with the other hand. The bread will hang below that like a Y.
  • Swing the loaf of bread in a loop around your hands 2 or 3 times like you're making a ring with your arms and swinging the bread into it or out of it. That twists the wire around the bag.
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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!

Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

They still use those here. I don't bother with the tape. Just cut the bag.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lots of the bread in thé US has that clip instead of the little wire thing

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Give me a twist tie, so I can violently spin the whole loaf a few rotations.

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