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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: I used to work with a bread distributor as a stocker for a local grocery. You see, some parts of the grocery store are stocked by industry people, not by the stores staff. Notable examples that I've seen are bread and chips.

As far as I'm concerned, you can do whatever the hell you want with those clips. Use them, don't use them, I assure you that neither I, nor the bread industry gives any shits about it.

Those clips aren't made for you, and by the time you get the bread in your hands, their only remaining use is to keep the bread closed. All other functions have already been fulfilled.

Now, recently, in my area, they moved to paper based clips, which I can only imagine is driving the bread workers completely insane, because by comparison, they suck. To put it simply, there's two main pieces of information on the clip that I would care about while working as a stock person: the date on it, and the color. The date, is obviously the "best before" aka "sell by" date. Anything after that day would be considered stale and should be thrown out. The color actually indicated the day it was made. Usually we kept things on the shelf for about a week before it either sold, or the sell by date passed.... Not all the time, but often.

I don't remember what days were which colors, but 90% of the bread coming in on a particular day had the same color tag, say it's a Monday and Mondays color is red. So before I put anything up, I'd check for red tags on the shelf. If I saw any, I'd check their sell by date and if it's today (or before today), they would get tossed. Everything else would be sorted by color and shoved off to the side as I stocked each item. I would put a line of fresh product in the back and place the older stock in front, tags out. Rotating the stock as I went.

This made it really easy and quick to see what's old and needs to be placed front and center to give it the best chance of being picked up by someone who doesn't give a shit about the sell by date. Every day was a different color, so it was hard to get wrong. Almost everything with a particular color had the same sell by date on it.

In the years following my adventure in bread stocking, I had a very easy time finding a fresh loaf. I wouldn't need to waste my time checking every tag, I'd just shift the front row around to see what's at the back and what color the back row tags are. If they were the same color as the tags up front, I knew all of the bread on the shelf was from the same day, and it didn't matter what one I picked, they would all have the same date.

So while all of you are checking tags individually (or giving up and taking whatever), I knew I had the freshest loaf every time.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Managed a grocery store for years. 100% accurate except for beads the store defrosts (Canyon, Alvarado, etc).

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Oh yeah. I'm only really taking about the commercial bakery stuff. Anything store-brand or made "in store" is all bespoke and unique to whatever store it is.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

I wonder the makers of a lot of these clips are still linked with the john birch society

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

It's called an occlupanid, thank you.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We've learned quite a bit about these Occlupanids thanks to the HORG:

https://www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=2

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Man, I have a new favorite animal, and it turns out it's a plastic clip

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thank you for bringing me a small slice of the Old Internet, 1.0. I miss it, and its very specific websites, tremendously and frequently.

Kids, check it out. This should have been your inheritance.

Edit: spelling.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's a fun rabbit hole.

[–] REDACTED 2 points 1 day ago

You generally don't want to twist plastic right next to your food

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Take your fowl magic elsewhere vvitch.

Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.

[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.

You buy them in bags of 20ish, and keep buying them until you have established an equilibrium in your home where there always are a few around to put on new bags. I'm not joking.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is clearly derived from chicken magic.

Chicken arise arise chicken arise.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

No, they were invented by chickens.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 day ago

Plus it makes the bread dizzy.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Spinning the bag is also fun. Sometimes I spin it more than necessary just to be silly

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is…is that not what everyone's doing‽

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

That is what everyone is supposed to do, and yet...

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have a little collection of these sitting on top of my refrigerator. No one knows it's there. It's my little secret.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not true, we know it's there now too.

I'll keep your secret. I can't say the same for the rest of the degenerates on this site. (This is sarcasm, in case some lemmings can't tell)

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But you still don't know where "there" is.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Yes I do, it's right there.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

You need to catalogue them, for science.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get a bread bag, you heathens.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bread comes in a bag already

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I keep mine in a bin. Not the bin. But a bin.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago

Here in the good ol' US of A most of the bread found in supermarkets is packed with a bunch of conditioners/preservatives such that it was never crusty to begin with, prioritizing shelf stability over quality.

Actual dedicated bakeries will typically put their bread in a better storage medium, but most people are getting cheap mass produced bread for lunches and the like from their regular grocery store I imagine.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Different types of bread. We have baguettes in paper

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I push my fingers into my eyes.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Seems overkill

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The wire thing always works.

Fuck the cardboard clip, you get one use out of that fucking thing.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

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