How funny first he tattoos his face ensure no real woman would want to fuck him and now he can't even get fake ones on the internet thanks to nanny state bullshit. Poor guy has my sympathy.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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Why is this downvoted? I found it funny.
As did I (obviously, it was my joke). But thou shalt not make a funny on lemmy or the pee pants brigade will show up and get all upset. I have learned to just ignore it and let them be mad. Nothing you will say is likely to change their minds anyway.
I'm sure he'd appeal to somebody.
So he is also Britain's stupidest man, who can't even circumvent the age check system or find porno on places without such systems.
"abortion is legal the next state over just go there"
Same concept right?