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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Mexicas. There was no Aztec Empire.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, quite a few guys end up obsessed with that one.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Does it even count as an empire? He had what, 5-6 years occupying parts of Europe?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 20 points 1 week ago

I would say yes, just a very short-lived one. I'd struggle to come up with a definition of an empire that excluded Nazi Germany short of just arbitrarily imposing a minimum required lifespan. It was definitely a large, powerful, expansionist state that conquered other areas in order to subjugate them for the benefit of a metropole. The Reichskommisariats were basically intended as colonial administrations, not to mention client states like Slovakia

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

parts of Europe

Quite big parts

1000040867

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the significance of the numbers?

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[–] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do science fiction empires count? Because I got imperium of man

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but unfortunately the credits won't transfer out.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sweet. Terran Empire it is. Everyone gets a goatee! I'm not a guy though so it may not count :(

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[–] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Unofficial ruling:

Yes, they count.

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I'm glad I got included as the orange speech bubble.

Today is Chicome Coatl (7 Snake) in the Tonalpohualli. Party on nerds.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Trail@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah. The Persian empire then.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago

Well, one of several

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[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

I was assigned The Scythians late in life

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i was assigned Ancient Egypt pretty early on, i made my mum read to me things like the process of mummification for bedtime stories

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[–] CptBread@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Wait... You're only supposed to get one? Do I return the others somehow? Is there any support email or phone I can contact?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mongol guy's font change has been living in my head all afternoon. Why is it only him? Why does getting the Mongol empire make him start speaking in a Charles-Rennie-Mackintosh-looking font? Like, the artist obviously likes to play it loose with typefaces in the rest of the comic too, but this one guy seems like the centre of the typographical attention and I do not understand the choices made

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He was so excited about his pick that he BECAME part of the Department

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mughals are pretty cool, Mongol guy is right

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Genghis Kahn did nothing wrong, he did it all for Börte.

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does the Byzantine Empire count or do we kind of file that under Rome?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has its own Wikipedia page, so it checks out.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about the Holy Roman empire of German Nation?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1,000,000% counts and is not the same thing as the Roman Empire.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd argue it is the same thing, it's just that the Roman Empire lasted so long and it was changing the whole time, so it's often necessary to compartmentalise it to a degree

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think you get to make that call.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That wow looks like it's coming out of that butt

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Plebs are obsessed with empires.

Level up and start being interested in ideologies, mythologies, languages and in larger terms, cultures.

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only since the last season of Cosmos got me obsessed with the Indus Valley Civilization. I'm over 40.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is arguably more of a Sumer question, but how do you feel about the theory that the Indus Valley Civilisation can be identified as the Meluhha that the early Mesopotamians traded with?

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[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Hmmm... "The Galactic Empire" eh? I can work with that.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Mine just said "the Daevites", and the walls started dripping blood when I opened it. Should I be concerned?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago

Bah empires! Give me the wild people running free. I want to paint myself blue and run down a hill naked screaming at some Italians.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got the Grateful Dead as a freshman in uni and have stuck with that.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Excuse me, mine says "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere" but it's not doing anything. Can I get a new one?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Klingon. For glory!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Songhai Empire? Hell yessssss!

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

mordern wars, though mostly world war 2 here. so i guess its american and european modern empires.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If I pick the same country every time I play Civ, can I test out of this course?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I got Dhakaani

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The Nobunaga and Tokugawa Shogunates.

And I'm not even a weeb. I only like, like, 6 animes. 😌

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Could be worse, could be obsessed with the British Empire.

Those gammon cunts are a bit annoying.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Sumerians. Cuneiform. Suck it everyone who came after.

Homer? Try the Epic of Gilgamesh, you posers!

Allow me to once again recommend The Fall of Civilizations Podcast. It's excellent.

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