If I don't immediately regret doing it, she needs a better one.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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Who could resist?
I haven’t the capacity, currently.
The intensity in this joke !
Ohm my god
Watt are you guys talking about?
ah, logic by induction, IC
lol my buddy who was a 70 year old cab driver used to carry a taser, and this is immediately what I did.
How bad was it?
It wasn’t. It was one of those flashlight ones. It felt like getting tattooed kinda. I made a very inappropriate joke to him about how if I wanted to have my way with him and he came at me with that thing, I’d be having my way with him.
😶
I actually did this once and found that my friend’s taser didn’t work. It made the sparky lights but when I touched it my arm, nothing happened. So let this be a lesson! The only way to know if your friend’s taser works is to test it on yourself!