Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
You traditionally hang salami to dry. It can also be a euphemism for showing wang.
And if you consider the image of a lasagna hog burying itself face-deep between parted sheets of noodle to slurp up the tomato sauce, ricotta cheese, and ground beef filling, figuring out a meaning for the other phrase can be left to the reader.
Now both sentences have multiple combos of euphemisms.
Sub’s knob bonks bus.
Emily’s sassy lime.
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
All these and more live rent free in my head thanks to this book…. https://openlibrary.org/books/OL24377378M/Go_hang_a_salami!_I'm_a_lasagna_hog!
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm
I'm gonna sue you for diffamation
o rly?