this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's a forbi*den w*rd. Have this instead. Feel free to "jork it"

Alt:

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stop it the brain rot is too advanced I actually laughed at this

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

First they came for the Yaoi

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Fujoshi

Then they came for the Porn

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Gooner

Then they came for the Games

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Gamer

Then they came for the Anime

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Otaku

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still ain't gonna speak out

I'll only do so when they come for the cowards

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not speaking that's whimpering.

Will your be doing it sexually? πŸ€”

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then they came for the deviants.

And the deviants came for them.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Downvoting for censoring the word SHIT!

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I fucking hate that shit. It’s the fucking internet for cunts sake. I’ll swear up a fucking storm all the fuck I want

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shit shit fuck shit shit fuck fuck fuck ass piss ass piss

This is why I like Lemmy!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wholeheartedly fucking agree with this shitty piss comment

Can you y'all stop swearing in this sh!tpost? I enjoy our corporate run, ad heavy, clean, family fun internet. /s

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

EnsπŸ”²ttification

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit fuck pussy cunt.

Doesn't.

Put that in your pipe and drink it.

[–] jason@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

... Piss, cock sucker, mother fucker and tits.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People censoring sh*t like we're all incapable of figuring out what the missing letter is.

Like, "What word is that guys? Oohh it must be one of those naughty words. I guess we'll never know."

They don't censor because of us. They do it because they believe it circumvents the algorithm

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There was something about the sensorship being there that made me finally question why they were called rubber maids.