Single people say the darnedest things
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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an for fucks sake,when the next sound is a vowel, use an not a!
I don't think they teach grammar anymore.
What's Granma got to do with anything?
An couple. :P
Ill kill you. Ill kill you with a single paper towel? A... Building? Some grass?
Ill need to calm doen enough to think of an object mot currently in my fov that would be like a reasonable threat.
But mark my words; i will.
"That's it, you're on the list."
"I will have been found you and I will have killed at you." - Qui-Gon Jinn, Stars war 1
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Not a lot of cases where a following sound is an vowel
This is using the newgen definition of aura.
Aura is the sum of many things, but it's mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are "sexy" and "cool", you have lots of "aura".
Basically the image is saying they see a girl who's a 10 dating a guy who's a 5.
Source: I'm absolutely geeked off the yart gng
Damn I just realized my jargon is 6 months out of date.
They said they're excited about yogurt.
And gangrene
How I feel about this:
the fact that the explanation of the joke has more upvotes than the joke itself is very funny
Only kind of aura I experience is from migraines.
What if I'm neither sexy nor cool but I bring lots of snacks
Bro deadass level 10 gurtmaxxer frfr
Geeked off... the yart. Mhmm.
Is that what you would call a high rizz activity?
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fuck is that?
It's when two people are together but their vibes seem to not vibe together. They're discordant rather than harmonious if you catch my drift
As interpreted from a 3rd party?
Wow. I'd tell them to get fucked.
Hence the shitpost
You make a hell of a point.....
That's you and me being old.
No, im old as shit and i got it. Pretty intuitive.
Edit: look, sone youth slang is fucking impenetrable. Some really isn't if you know words.
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Pretty sure it's a nose ring.
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I would like to request a translation
Basically, they saw a couple where one of the people had high energy and the other person had low energy.
My kibitz is that in electronics, sometimes, rather than grounding to 0 volts, you will ground to something like -12 volts, which makes the actual 12 volts on the other side seem like 24 volts inside of the circuit.
Or consider the cheerleader effect, where when you place a bunch of women in a group together, and dress them in a way that they look similar, and then evaluate them, as a whole, the average attractiveness score will be higher than each of the individuals.
So all I'm saying is, is that the person who seemed like they had high aura in that couple might have been profiting off of the evident disparity between them and the low aura side, and if you took the high aura person out of the relationship they might just have ordinary aura.
using voltage to try to explain what aura is is SO funny to me
Witchcraft, how do you make negative voltage?
You suck on the electricity REALLY hard. That makes an electrical vacuum. You can try it right now. Put your mouth on the charging port of your phone, and suck really hard. Now the difference in electrical levels will make your screen brighter while you suck.
It is dark magic but from what I understand it's *done by placing a portion of the circuit behind the power supply, so that it's both pushing 12 volts and pulling 12 volts.
I don't think that that is enough of an understanding to replicate the phenomenon, but if you were designing such a circuit with a gun to your head and no know how, it might be enough for you to figure it out and save your own life.
Depends on relative to what.
Connected to the wall: it's AC (alternating current). half the wave is already negative. You can rectify it backwards, apparently. Or, you can use a split phase transformer.
Connected to a really big battery: big inverter just swaps the leads on the battery really fast.
Hold in your hand: negative charge pump. Magic & momentum.
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Can it work the other way too? Like an excessively high energy person makes a normal energy person seem less so?
Duckduckgo hallucinated this for me
Thank you, I will now internalize this for future silly misuse
I hope you do
This post is lit, my fellow kids. 🔥
Skibidi aura
I'm sorry, but I just don't jive with the hip lingo that today's cool cats use.
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Bet
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Even if it's total BS ... wtf is an "aura-gap" relationship??
Is it a relationship where they basically ignore each other or something?
I believe it's like an air gap in a network. Both parties keep their distance and wear impenetrable chastity devices.
*an aura-gap
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