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DHS' new ICE recruitment strategy: 50K signing bonuses, student loan forgiveness and Trump posters (www.politico.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Salamence@lemmy.zip to c/usa@midwest.social

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5708445

Lol, lmao even.

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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

student loan forgiveness

How hypocritical of them.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Remember that it was always easily doable, just not for any good reasons.

Same for building housing, same for fair wages

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Socialism for us, not them.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Even more incentive for both sides to reject it? We got a winner!

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Part of me wants to sign up and then do my best to sabotage every operation I could.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder what the requirements are. This admin is so idiotic they probably forgot to put minimum time requirements.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll take 50k to dick around imaging machines the gorrilas downloaded porn and viruses on for a week.

[+] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's what you and I would put in the contract. But the people who wrote the contract are very likely idiots in this case. Can you imagine if it was paid cash at sign or with the first check?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone here want to apply and find out? It's tempting but I prefer keep my humanity. Even idea appling to sabotage just seems fucked up. How many innocent lives would you need to ruin before you could be in a position to do the sabotaging? Also if your caught well you disappear.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's the beautiful part. You just have to be incompetent. You don't need to plant a worm you just need to take a shot every time you type "sudo" and 3 for "su". Half ass your half ass, watch YouTube and collect.