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And toss a few rolls of paper towels

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Taking them from being undernourished to being malnourished. U.S.A!

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Haven’t we done enough to them already, but now you want to give them diarrhea?