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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is a job for Anonymous. I can’t believe they haven’t done it already.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

There is no ‘they’ for anonymous it’s just a decentralised name any white hat hacker can call themselves.

Hacking the fbis server where this is no small task undoubtedly or the black hats would’ve done it already. The files were shared with wide permissions they’re going to leak. Otherwise Trump wouldn’t be trying to get ahead of it.

He said Obama had put his name in it almost straight away he just says so much shit it takes a while to filter through and land.

[–] Microw@piefed.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A lot of stuff has been leaked already. Someone called the people listed in Epstein's adress books years ago. Flight logs were leaked years ago. The investigation files themselves however.. hacking/social engineering access to them is probably very hard.

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I bet you could butter up ol' Big Balls and the files would slip right out

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

I honestly wonder if Musk has them hidden away along with all the other files he definitely didn't swipe with his server when he was given carte blanche access to all the "Inefficient" departments.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I would contribute at least $100 to a gofundme that is paid to whoever legitimately leaks it.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought they already had been leaked? I'm seeing links to the leaks in nearly every reddit discussion about this, but I don't recall that well.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No thats just the redacted stuff that’s been leaked so far + mounds of public evidence of trumps shady past and dealings with Epstein.

There’s an inventory of stuff they still have including records of who went to the islands from the boat log. They would’ve done their investigation and been able to sus a few clear clients from the evidence they have. That is what people want.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

*dies for Trump

She can't honestly think he'll protect her afterwards????

[–] Fern@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, I could be wrong but it feels kind of like they are pals.

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget that his best friend died in prison, while he was president

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

With friends like that, who needs enemies?