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Seems someone out there is really mad about memory safety (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that a Linux kernel maintainer?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That one Linux kernel maintainer...

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Or maybe a Phoronix commenter?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago

good timing

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 3 days ago

Just use ’static everywhere

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

rust sucks

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Rust never sleeps!

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Nah he hates getting beach camped on Hapis.