Vampires

"OK, listen to this one: DRACULA VERSUS THE SPARTANS. Dracula's in a boat going to England and every night he goes out of his coffin to eat the sailors. But he eats too many of them, and the boat crashes into the Greek coast. Now it turns out that there are a bunch of Greek survivalists in the wilderness there, living and training as if they were ancient Spartans. They got shields, they got spears, they got helmets robes and loincloths and that's it. And they got to survive a week in this forest with Dracula hunting them down every night. Whadayasay?!?!?"

DING! the elevator stops. the doors open. what do you say?

This would be pretty terrifying to experience. I haven't seen the 2023 film The Last Voyage of the Demeter, but reading this, it's easy to see how someone could make a horror film out of just these few log entries.

I did see the Netflix adaptation of Dracula. Or the first two out of three episodes, at least; the second of which was based loosely on these logs. It was just a total mess though and I can't recommend it.