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[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

so in reality Trump donated underage girls in his employ to Epstein and he's trying to get ahead of the story.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A?

Until I see conclusive proof otherwise, it's a pretty safe assumption they were all untrained children He wasn't hiring for massage skills, he was hiring the youngest girls he could trick I to thinking they were "qualified" to massage men their grandfather's age.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry, you send a child in to massage me, the massage is over. Soon as they open the door, I'm extra covered and telling them to leave.

The last massage I got was an overweight, full grown, woman. I was sore for a week after. She released some things. I approve.

I don't think a child knows how, or has the weight, to do that. Not to mention, unlike our current dipshit-in-chief, I'm not a pedophile.

[–] opus86@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Epstein stole his hoes and he just told the press about it like it's nothing.