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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

According to Trump, "re-thinking" means "doubling down no matter what, especially if you're wrong".

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

Ugh. Looking at the comment sections in posts about religious authoritarians, is about as insufferable as the comment sections in posts asking people to reduce their animal consumption.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

oh OH I've seen this episode before!

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 19 points 4 days ago

I look forward to promoting my all powerful Lucifer.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Let's start spreading the unspeakable ancient knowledge of the first one. The one that has no name but an idea of an existence. Now hum the deep tone of the empty.

Edit: Fuck CBS

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Hail Satan!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

And fully expect this to only become worse as time goes on. The Christo-taleban has full steam now and won't stop

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

Time for TST to start distributing literature through the ranks of the federal government

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