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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Explanation: The Germanic tribes and Romans both regarded the Roman people as generally the shorter of the two. Roman Emperor Maximinus Thrax, born in Thrace, was extremely tall, and was noted to regard victories as won in part by 'his own hand' despite his command over the Legions. As a contemporary noted:

He was in any case a man of such frightening appearance and colossal size that there is no obvious comparison to be drawn with any of the best-trained Greek athletes or warrior elite of the barbarians.

He wasn't a very good Emperor, but I wouldn't want to come face-to-face with him on the battlefield!

[–] markz@suppo.fi 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He wasn't a very good Emperor

Go say that to him

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do I get a running start once I finish my sentence?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

You get the time it takes the interpreter to translate the sentence

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't be a pussy. Pull a 5' claymore on him. You're tall enough to wield a 5' sword, right?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 3 days ago

Pull a 5' claymore on him

That's a demo weapon if I've ever seen one

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maximus Thrax sounds made up in the 80s.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

That's the name of my hair metal band.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He musta been a northern Italian. Cisalpine Gaul n'shit. My people big up there.