this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh they got this all screwed up.

No VPNs! Let the gov't watch you wank!

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That’s not what it said?

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I read it as a single sentence, as in the government can't watch you wank if you're using a VPN. Then I chucked in a Lionel Hutz reference.

And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is where my english language comprehension skills show their limitation…

Thanks for the explanation!

Not to worry, it is awkwardly phrased, to be fair.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Punctuation is key.

It's the difference between helping your friend, Jack, off a horse and, well, something worse.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But then who am I performing for?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 5 days ago

King and country?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Jokes on you, that's my kink.

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