First, Clippy, now Spunky.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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Little mascot from Oglaf
"I'm telling!" It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do
I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft
Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing
water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.
Nope, that's Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.
~~Clippy~~
Cummy
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Good enough, welcome back Cummybot2000
why
Why not 🙎♂️
Sploodgy
People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.
Granted, but that one is
Why does your cum have eyes?
Why doesn't yours? Freak.
exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.
If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?
no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.
Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent
They had a real opportunity and missed it
That was such an insane episode. XD
David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho
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For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD
Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.
Doesn't look like a butthole for once I guess
Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.
Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.
Like, it's been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don't know how to mind his own damn business
Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.
Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it's been thirty years.
"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."
-Microsoft, allegedly.
What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!
A blob semen can actually be useful!
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Never forget what they took from us!
Eww are you a fucking Nazi
Nah, just someone who enjoys the humor in messing with multi-billion dollar company :'D
I'm out of the loop. Who's in the image?
In 2016, Microsoft launched the chatbot "Tay" through Twitter. That's it's profile picture. Within 16 hours, trolls (mostly 4chan probably) had conditioned her to the point that Microsoft had to shut her down. The bot praised Hitler and posted all sorts of other offensive, controversial Tweets.
Afterwards, a narrative was created that Microsoft "killed" Tay because they could not handle what the internet did to the "child" it had adopted. Thus taking her away from "us".
And since I just used the word "us" close to 4chan: No, never been, probably never will be. Just enjoying the chaos and drama of Microsoft taking a punch.
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Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?
So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.
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Not really but ok
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