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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Fuck it, we Baal.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Blood Angel player "Oh cool, you painted them as Ultramarines."
Crip Angel "These are Crips and we got beef. Time to settle it on the tabletop"

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Surely the other orks would beat it back into line for not being orky enough

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Look at its face. Look at its weird hands. I would say that's a blue horror in a green skin suit, but it's even worse.

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

NO IT AIN'T YA GIT! GORK IZ A GOD AND DA GODZ 'AVE KUNNIN! DEM DA SOURCE OF KUNNIN! DAT AY EYE HAZ NO KUNNIN TO ITZ!

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

GORK IZ PROPA ORKY, AN ORKZ IZ MADE IN GORKZ IMAGE, DEREFOR GORK MADE IMAGE!!!

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

NAAAW YA GIT DAT AY EYE GROK MADE BY DAT SPIKEY SQUIG BAG ELON!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

There must be all kinds of angels.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

No plasma angels?

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The second legiones confirmed?