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Bloated windbag that makes irritating noise spotted in Scotland (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 5 days ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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In a confusing turn of events, Donald Trump was welcomed to Scotland by bagpipes this week, with locals unable to tell which overinflated, blustering bag of air was which. [...]

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Bagpipes rock in It's a Long Way to The Top, can't say the same for the other one.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

> be me
> visiting Scotland for the first time
> massively jetlagged and planning on sleeping in
> hear the most god-awful pants-shitting noise coming from outside
> imtoooldforthisshit.jpg
> wonder why they don't just chuck this monstrosity in the ocean
> people only pretend to like the sound
> a legacy of annoyance
> people will dance in the streets when the last one is destroyed
> Donald Trump is cheating at golf outside my window
> pic unrelated

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe it's an international yokai