That bloke is safe in the knowledge that any time he gets rejected he can just claim it was part of the meal deal
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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a quick handy behind the bike shed is part of the meal deal
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six, a number seven with extra dip, two number forty-fives (one with cheese), and a quick handy behind the bike shed
Aw shit, here we go again...
Well i would hope so or i would have some internal work to do.
I'm glad you posted it on the internet under your real name and face so far more people will be able to embarrass you over it, then!
If you can laugh at yourself, then it will hurt less when others laugh at you.
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That's a weird deal... Why does the meal come with going on a date?
I can feel her embarrassment here on the other side of the Atlantic.