this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 120 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That bloke is safe in the knowledge that any time he gets rejected he can just claim it was part of the meal deal

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

a quick handy behind the bike shed is part of the meal deal

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six, a number seven with extra dip, two number forty-fives (one with cheese), and a quick handy behind the bike shed

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Well i would hope so or i would have some internal work to do.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad you posted it on the internet under your real name and face so far more people will be able to embarrass you over it, then!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

If you can laugh at yourself, then it will hurt less when others laugh at you.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 5 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's a weird deal... Why does the meal come with going on a date?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 14 points 5 days ago

I can feel her embarrassment here on the other side of the Atlantic.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)