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Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed (byteofdev.com)
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[–] Auth@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone is always wondering how to make Postgres faster, more efficient, etc, but nobody ever thinks about how to make Postgres slower.

This man is answering the questions no one asked purely for the love of the game.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's called click-bait but whatever

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I bet you're fun at parties.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like MST3K is a film school by showing how not to do things, this shows you how to optimize Postgres by breaking it as much as possible.