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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 56 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

I don't think there is any Nestle product I need

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 60 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 6 days ago

...that's mostly due to it being undercooked (or cooked-just-right in my opinion), which i learned the hard way after binging on a giant bag and fearing i needed to rush to the hospital until an absurdly-long-winded bout of flatulence relieved the pressure...

...if you overcook your broccoli it doesn't have the same effect...

Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think there's actually five, haha

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."

My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."

Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences

No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Refund granted and adult status revoked. Credits were added to your adult account, which requires you to be an adult to sign in! Have a good day. :)

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago

At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Then you feel like trash the next morning because you starved your body of proper nutrition. If continued long term, you become a fat diabetic.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.

Straight to jail.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tell that to your arteries at 35.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, not if you eat like this. You prob unhealthy af

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Actually, I think I'm doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.

I don't actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I do.

Got any tips for an older gent that's looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.

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Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.

You're welcome.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?

Being an adult isn't all bad.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

My friends sure seem to think there is.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 5 points 6 days ago

I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

...one morning when i was in college, my roommate and i realised we were grown-ups, so we went to the grocery store, bought two tubs of frosting, came back to our apartment, sat down with spoons-in-hand, and watched an afternoon of arthur c. clarke's myterious world on the sci-fi channel...

(ugh; never again)

...i learned the same lesson chewing a jumbo-pack of fruit stripe all-at-once four years later...

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

I guess you didn't learn your lesson then...

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago

...i spent a summer internship working at an office where arby's curly fries were the only vegetarian food within walking distance; haven't been able to stomach them since...

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It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.

[–] Ryktes@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!

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