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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 179 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Man, fuck these people. They obviously don't want justice and don't believe in liberty, certainly not for all. They are so anti American that they break the Pledge of Allegiance on a daily basis.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," -Benjamin Franklin

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like treason. Isn't that punishable by the death penalty in the US?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, it's punishable by pardon apparently

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

punishable by invitation to the child rape island

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i trust my local taco bell staff more than anyone at the fed

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

sad Department of Agriculture noises

[–] mracton@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Y’all are going through it from what I heard from a USDA friend being transferred from their office

[–] lilith267@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Basically every gov department aimed at actually helping people is going through it. People don't realize how much trump has fucked the things we take for granted to keep (the most harmful of harmful at least) chemicals out of the water, breathable air, stopping the spread of illness's that can mutate to become deadly, and so much more

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bunch of fucking wanna be bad asses playing dress up just cracking each other up.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I mean, they seem to have that last part down.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If the situation was reversed, I’d think this was pretty funny. I’ll think of that instead.

Why would anyone, particularly immigration lawyers, rely on ICE to not fuck with them?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it is irony that the USA had to put on a mask for the rest of the world to see the USA with its mask off

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 41 points 5 days ago

No, the real irony is that these are the same retards that thought wearing a mask to prevent the spread of COVID was an infringement on their rights.