I’ve had a clam all my life. I am still somewhat confused about how laundry appliances are supposed to accomplish this task.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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Well, if you had a vagina instead of a clam, maybe it’d make more sense. Common mistake.
Not sure I wanna be penetrated by my washer though there’s a first time for everything. Maybe the agitator is the trick.
I don’t think alligators and clams mix well.
The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.
I think older washers agitated laundry a lot more... vigorously. And had nice corners to sit on.
Yeah, ~~I'm~~ a friend is wonderful how this would work...
That’s why I sit on the dryer and think about Stamos.