'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
On the plus side, it sounds like they have a lot of vacant land for a new cemetery.
Trump's golden age is full of winning!
tl;dr: Almost certainly not.
“There is no way I would have made it to one of the farther hospitals, if it wouldn’t have been here. Her airway just would have closed off, and I probably would have been doing CPR on my daughter on the side of the road,” recalled Cunningham, a nurse who sits on the hospital’s board.
All else aside, it's concerning that a top nurse thinks that CPR would help with an airway that is entirely blocked. Okay, you got the heart beating, so now the kid can die again.