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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Also the Balrog's POV: old man mooning you yells "fly you fools" and goes at you dick out balls first.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And moneyshots you "across the mountainside* as the first recorded Balrogkaki.

What the trio saw in the forest later was just his afterglowing clarity.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey. You don't know that Gandalf wasn't wearing a sequinned g-string under his robes.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gandalf DID know how to party, come to think of it...