Must be an American thing.
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yeeaah sorry it is...we do things pretty dumb around here. I wonder if you can't come up with an example specific to your country
we got rid of the pointless sticker thankfully. waste of everyone's time
Australia (or least my state) got rid of these things like 20 years ago.
I scrape off the old one with a razor and clean it with alcohol before putting on the new one
In NC i took a few off before putting on another but MT has a permanent option for cars over 11 years old.
We used to do this in Sweden! That was years ago though. You can sometimes still see older cars with them left on. Some of them are thicc.
what were the pictures on the original? employee of the month?
Thats it. Go watch that episode right now. "Wet Painters" or else your butt is going on the mantle above my fireplace
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Ours has the sticky side in the front so we can’t stack.
Some states do every other year if you pay extra and then it can only get 5 deep.
Mine is one of them, but I've almost always had not so great cars that I'm not prepared to bet on making it another 2 years. Also never owned a vehicle for any longer than a couple years so never new there was a limit. The joke is ruined
Not really. Still a good joke.
Yeah, the plates are spec’s to rust to bits in 15 years (approximately because they are cheaply made by slave labor) and states require them to replaced every 10 years (or less in states that have heavy saltiness)
Sorry, that was suppose to be detectable sarcasm. Anyway, thanks for the info. Never guessed this post would lead to so much license plate knowledge
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