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[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

hell nah gimme the witches

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Casual interest yes, takes horoscopes seriously no.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

and casual interest is definitely okay with me, therefore gimme a 'yes' to astrology. I have a serious interest in metaphysics so if someone can match me on my journey through quantum consciousness and they have a ton to say from an astrology perspective, I'm all ears. Anyone who is that interested in how the mind works is probably interesting person, imo, and worth having at least as a friend even if they think the hour I'm born determines who my woman is lol

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whatever website gives you all those jargon is hurting you

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

?? what are you on about brother? I enjoy the company of women who are into astrology. Theyre fun. They enjoy me talking about orch or. They think im fun. its mutual human fun.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If only it was the actual point in your original comment, that would be one thing. I was referring to all the other... stuff.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

and casual interest is definitely okay with me, therefore gimme a ‘yes’ to astrology.

I hope you have nothing against this statement.

I have a serious interest in metaphysics so if someone can match me on my journey through quantum consciousness and they have a ton to say from an astrology perspective, I’m all ears.

That sentence is me talking about orch or (quantum consciousness), and if a woman can match my knowledge on that subject (quantum consciousness) with their knowledge of astrology, then I am all ears.

Anyone who is that interested in how the mind works is probably interesting person, imo, and worth having at least as a friend even if they think the hour I’m born determines who my woman is lol

See my line of thinking? Any person (I keep saying woman here but whatever, you know what I mean) who has that much interest in the human mind is absolutely someone who is interesting to me. You know how few people actually give a fucking shit about how the mind works? If any person can match my interest in consciousness with their theories of astrology, no matter how wacky from a scientific pov, I am interested in them as a human being. They are cool people who I like to be around, and I have found it's mutual.

What other stuff in my original comment is there? Can you quote me directly please and address the exact words I used? I have my entire original post here for you to dismantle. I'm a software engineer, it's not like I have a doctorate in quantum mechanics, but I'm interested in it. Allow me to have my nerdy interests please, they literally don't offend anyone but you apparently. And jesus learn to get along with human beings, people out there read about astronomy, whether you like it or not, and they're perfectly normal human beings---more normal than you are.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

9/11 listed separately from historical tragedies =|

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Why history? If a woman came up toe and started talking about bronze age trade routes and the contributing factors for the fall of the Indus valley civilization I'd be more than happy. Wait the guy who made this is a gormless pissant, astrology is a red flag.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

5 beers /hr is light work

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They have some issues... And I have personal experience my half-cousin is one and is kinda fucked up.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's time to d-d-d-d~~uel~~ate!

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why no Five Nights at Freddy's ???

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

The three question marks are the answer to your question. You will look obsessed.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

why are boston celtics controversial?

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Chances are that they like a different team.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 1 week ago (4 children)

5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

that is the joke that is there

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In Boston, yes. We are a city of high functioning alcoholics.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Where's your startup to deliver AI managed IV alcohol microdosing

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

change that to microbrew micro dosing and you might be on to something. where do I invest?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

high functioning

I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hard disagree.

I’d take being on the road with massholes any day over fighting SF Bay Area traffic.

Yes, massholes are frustratingly aggressive to the uninitiated. But we’re predictably aggressive. Like, if you leave space, someone’s gonna fit their car there.

Contrast that to the much more chaotic and oblivious shit you see on the regular in the SFBA - people tend to do distracted driving shit a TON more there, and are generally more oblivious to their surroundings, which often causes more traffic and more collisions.

Source: grew up in SFBA; have lived in Boston for well over a decade.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

Touché±. Predictable drivers are so under-appreciated.

And hating on other cities(’ drivers)—an annoying habit I learned in the Pacific Northwest—is kinda tacky.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a reason the dude has to have quick reference for his name

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago

Well, that and the fake name

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 89 points 1 week ago

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait I'm not supposed to trauma dump about my mental illnesses? I've been doing it fucking wrong

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (9 children)

It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Ha I think there’s a long list of enhancements that many women do that more men should do. Put effort into your outfit, smell decent, drink a little less than normal when on a date.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 65 points 1 week ago (10 children)

And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.

Gotta go out more tho.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have a tough job for femboys :(

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