Henry's come to see us!
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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Jesus Christ be praised!
What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!
I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it's pulling me back in
Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.
That’s just the scabbard and belt.
Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.
Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them
The corpse doesn't need them anymore. Recycling
Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.
“It’s legitimate salvage!”
If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
More like killed for
or took off a corpse that's been dead for a few years.
I've often wondered how anyone could take the equipment from a rotted corpse without gagging.
This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.
Just splash some water on your face, all clean
Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.
Not realistic it should be more like this
Ah yes, it must be a uhh White Pictomancer Mage
Caves of Qud vibes
You Caves of Qud character has just two arms? Mine fires four guns at once while high on Sphinx Salts.
That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.
Describe what your character is wearing.
Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?
In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!
What's this magic item that gives sex?
This one
Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn't have that ability...
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉
Something tells me there's a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn't differentiate, or simply refused to.
Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it's probably a safe bet that I didn't know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷
Or the difference between many things for a decent span of those years, nevermind red and orange. 🤪
The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!
Lol, love making a typo and coming back to a whole thread about it. The NES zapper totally needs to feature in one of my campaigns now
monks work even better
Hey it's Sir Hans and Henry!
Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun's prices.
sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.
henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.
Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?
stealing is different from robbing
that stuff was from a murder/robbery
~~Shop~~ loot the look!
I call it repurposing.
I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It's more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can't afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it'll be better than nothing.
The context behind this drawing is "Level 1 Adventurer" is young lord Sir Hans Capon whom had all his equipment provided for.
Thanks for the context, didn't know that was a thing. That makes more sense.
You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.
I steal equipment so I don't accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.
We're not the same(unless you're a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)
A lot like a thief but with a lot of extra steps. Some overlap occurs.