He's an asshole and terrible and everything, but this caught my eye:

And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’

It's ridiculous that there are adults who are so prudish that the mere utterance of words like "nipple" and "pubic hair" cause them consternation.

~~How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽~~

How the fuck isn't this The Onion‽‽‽

Carson said the images caught her eye during the meeting. “And I was like, ‘Those are naked women,’” she said. "And then I was like, ‘No, wait a minute. Those aren’t naked, surely those aren’t naked women. Something is playing a trick on my eye. Maybe they just have on tan bodysuits. … This is just really bizarre.’

“I saw them just walking across the screen, and I’m like, ‘No.’ I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I’m like, ‘That’s pubic hair.’ What in the world am I watching? I didn’t watch a second longer. … I was so disturbed by it, I was like, ‘What is on your TV?’ I was very stern, like I’d been a mother or a classroom teacher. And I said, ‘What am I watching? Turn it off now!’”

"It looked like it was made in the ’60s, maybe," she said.

This is the guy who’s going to have teachers from out of state take a “morality test”.

Sauce?

It was a metaphor for the ways he’s fucked OK education and the students.

This article: Board members: TV in Ryan Walters’ office displayed nude women during executive session

is not pay-walled.

Weird that it's always they guys you suspect the most... Must be a conspiracy.

We really need to get weird back in the rotation. Cause that's fucking weird.

Link to the flick? Some retro stuff is pretty good and this guy seems like a connoisseur.