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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 6 days ago

Better to just burn the money; at least you can keep warm that way, maybe cook some hot dogs.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit! I want to donate but I blew all of my money on Trump's recent trip to Scotland.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 5 days ago

Just wait a bit until his NFT takes off

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

For those who didn't read the article:

The donation program has existed since 1996, with a total of $67.3 million contributed — an amount that remains negligible compared to the federal debt.

The only new thing is more convenient donation methods.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 201 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more effective to make the wealthy and corporations pay tax?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 89 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Worse - socialism, and possibly Marxism!

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[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 46 points 1 week ago

Straight to jail!

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I will never help pay down the national debt willingly. The 1% did it, so they can pay it back.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The debt of the nation are the income and assets of the 1%. They don't want the debt to disappear.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So the US tax code is switching to a "Pay what you want" model?

Rich people: "Switching?"

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Ultra Rich: "Pay?"

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[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds just like taxes, but with extra steps.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Except you already pay taxes this is just to bleed the poor dry faster, qnd drip barely anything towards the debt so they can claim the finances are fine, to keep the real government happy, investors.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might as well start a GoFundMe at this point. I heard people nowadays will throw tons of money at fascists.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they're already getting 30% from my gross. Plus I somehow owe them an additional few grand every year.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Speaking of, anyone else find it funny (read blatantly obvious) that you cant choose a tax amount this year on your W4? Used to be able to select withholding amount, now its just "We'll figure it out for you". I bet they were afraid of everyone marking 0 this year.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i would pay for a exclusive, patron only, early access to the Epstein files, no gimmicks

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Epstein and Israel both hired lawyer Alan Dershowitz, who says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on internationally | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

Epstein Docs: https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/

Epstein Bribes/Payments: 1 BILLION+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IrEi-ybzs

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

A good summary of Trump-Epstein timeline: https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75

• ⁠Much of this info can also be found on: https://theepsteindocs.com/

Feel free to do your part and spread this info around so it is never “lost”.

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago

Its funny because the largest holder of US debt is social security. So most of the debt is owed to the workers. You are paying the money back you borrowed in the first place.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As of Q1 2025 US household debt was $18.2 trillion dollars. This is like a guy who lives in a van down by the river asking a homeless guy to help him make his van payments.

https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc.html

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Even worse - a guy who lives in a big, white house asking it of a guy who lives in a van down by the river.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 1 week ago

Debt per capita is $108k. Median net worth is 121k. Median savings: $600. Yeah, this is something for the upper percentiles. The majority of the population can't make a dent in the national debt.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

How is this real?

We've gone off the rails

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I want to see who donates. they can't make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

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[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

US government loan forgiveness 🤣

[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

In Bill Lumbergh's voice: If every American could just chip in $100k that would be greeaat.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Can’t buy yaoi on steam, but this is somehow totally acceptable and inoffensive.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The US Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation’s ballooning $36.7 trillion debt.

We're all just trying to find the guy responsible!

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No Patreon, GoFundMe or Ko-fi?

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago
[–] tnarg42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, they do have a voting block that regularly donates to televangelists... Those extra private jets have to come from somewhere.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

I think those donations were from decades ago. Apparently the likes of Copeland's "church" needs staff to bring boomers to the front so it looks like loads on tv

[–] notnotmike@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Amazed an NYPost article isn't getting more scrutiny on Lemmy

But either way it appears to be verified by multiple other sources

You can find the site here: https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/23779454

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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