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[–] Iapetus@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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Happy Birthday!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yaay! 🙆 Congratulations, you've successfully survived another spin around the sun on this strange spinning rock! I wish you many more spins to come ^^

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless it's actually not my birthday 💀

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago

You would do that? Just lie on the Internet?

[–] MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

That's the IRL equivalent to cake day, right?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Very nice!

Now can you please include the year of your birth, your address including your zip code, your social security number and credit card number including the three numbers on the back of the card and expiration date?

Happy birthday!!!

1963, Friar Street 78105 Winnipeg, Ghana. 5144 7623 7485 1734, 04-32, 284.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Name checks out

[–] xbloodymajor@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good Uber driver

[–] logan_lemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Happy birthday from Germany 🎂

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Happy Birthday my dude! Hope you have a great day 😊

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

🎉HAPPY🥳BIRTHDAY🎉

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Happy eat whatever you want day

[–] christov@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Merry Birthday internet frendo!

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you want us to do? Suck your Dick?

I mean I am down.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gary this is supposed to be a birthday party😭

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

And I came!

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

That's cool, I got my debit card information stolen yesterday while on vacation. Sometimes you just have to put yourself out there. Happy birthday!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 1 week ago

Happy birthday from México. Remember, I’ll always love you!

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 1 week ago

happy birfday fren :]

[–] benni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I disagree.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

Happy birthday

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Eat some cake for me!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy yourself?

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You have a good day