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And that’s basically it!
“I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, ‘Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,' ” Tallahassee police Officer Jarrett Cruz wrote in the report.
Cruz left the restaurant to confer with Allen and another officer. When the officers went back inside, Jones was gone but a Chuck E. Cheese mascot was now in the restaurant.
Just a couple of my favorite parts of the article.
Sounds like something from Reno 911
Truly, life imitates art
I can absolutely see this happening with the guy on roller skates.
That’s tug job Terri
Florida Rat
He was probably trying to order some edible pizza
Guess he didn't hear the "Cheese it!" warning in time.