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[–] borokov@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Marketing also request for a kitten.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

marketing now request two kitten

[–] cbazero@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Sales already sold the kitten for one year ago

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an old joke that a project manager is a person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Of course, I just meant the last part

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Initial reference in https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month.

Good book to read BTW. Explain lots of organizational issues we have today.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I was just referring to the last part

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

I don't think so.

It's just taking the joke another step in that there was no requirement for a baby in the first place, so making one in one month is still stupid.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Lol that's a good one