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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish for some kick ass tunes!

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're low on milk. Also bananas.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Oh good because my mana can't handle more than that.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time c:

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Sadly I can't alter the minds of others directly :( but I'll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish!

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?

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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this offer is still available I'd like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.

Read only after drafting response to first half.To me it sounds like you're not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of !witchymemes@lemmy.world. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.

Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Biology as a completed science and engineering corpus.

Congratulations. Welcome to the final state of human technology. The stone age of silicon and dark ages of scarcity are over.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I only learned how to conjure crocs :(

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I'll settle for plzgtsk' or some portabello mozzarella sticks.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!

Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh! I was supposed to get pickles! Dill, though. If there's only sweet, don't bother.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] shplane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish for you to have a nice day

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall :)

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking :)

It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to see your magic license

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (7 children)

A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.

Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.

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