Wizards

Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics :( But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

What makes a man turn neutral?

Done, but it can't penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it's eco friendly so it's a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn't discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

My staff just said P≠NP

This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven't been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.

I'm sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.

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Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.

I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).

I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.

I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...

Unfortunately the Wizard's Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate :( Magic giveth but magic also sometimes taketh

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