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[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 week ago

As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/

[–] individual@toast.ooo 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

one wolf is gay

the other wolf is gay

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One wolf is straight

The other is gay

I am bisexual

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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there'd be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a good premise but at this point it sounds like a completely different movie.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The Matrix 5: Heart Of The Swarm.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.

[–] scapegarced@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How do I get hunters inside me?

[–] haywire7@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Tell them you value their beliefs?

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Solution: wolf airstrike

[–] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

[the town inside me]

[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.