A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2025
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
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Hello wise one,
I find the Earth's gravity of 9.80665m/s² a bit much. Sometimes my back hurts from standing too long, and the general weight of existence sits heavy on my shoulders.
Can you make it a bit more comfortable please. Maybe 9.80664?
You find yourself suddenly 3 meters up in the air, which is sufficient to change your personal gravitational acceleration by 0.00001 m/s^2. As you can imagine, it is not fun to fall 3 meters. You do anyway. (Alternatively, the mass of every human-made object on the planet gets deleted into the ether, reducing the total mass of earth, but that's not the simplest solution)
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A pillow with the perfect height and that doesn't flatten after a week of use.
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I'm here for the wizardposting
A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?
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5 acres of woodland in the Appalachian Mountains. With a small house on it. Could be 1 room like an old style cabin.
I wanna leave all the bullshit behind. Raise a garden and maybe a few goats and chickens.
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Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it 🤔
How about a pineapple pizza? It's yours:
I wanna be my fursona.
You and your fursona are now one. Big hit in the furry community; everyone is visibly scared. You also have the dietary restrictions that your fursona has:
Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
Toss them in a large bowl and sprinkle a bit of baking soda on them and then some apple cider vinegar (or whatever you have, white distilled is fine too), shake them around a bit to get them all foamy then rinse thoroughly. Started doing this (to the plastic container too, just put the whole thing in the bowl) and they'll keep in the original container for a couple weeks in the fridge before the moldyness happens.
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