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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 120 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They didn't even have mentioned the comments in the source code

/// Mommy intentionally lets her little ones call her recursively, since they might want to hear more from her~
///
/// If they call her a thousand times in a row, though, something has probably gone wrong 😏
const RECURSION_LIMIT: u8 = 100;
/// This name is intentionally not user-configurable. Mommy can't let the little ones make *too*
/// much of a mess~
const RECURSION_LIMIT_VAR: &str = "CARGO_MOMMY_RECURSION_LIMIT";
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They set a limit on number of recursive calls? Good luck trying to sort or search anything.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

...

Looking back at the code (Sigh), it's to prevent setting the CARGO variable to cargo mommy, and causing an infinite loop. You can still do cargo mommy mommy if you like double praises

this is terrible and disgusting brb downloading

[–] Linearity 54 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago

Every day we stray further from god

Thanks, but I don't want to scare my AI.

oh my god thank you so much i was wondering if it would work with python this will help me so much to get anything done with renpy i mean. how disgusting

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe this will get me to start programming seriously.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Time to charge up the old butt plug and revisit Hello World!

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago

Ok, that's enough lemmy for the day.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Damn, I really caused a cascade of posts when I posted this in a comment

Good job, any increased visibility for small FOSS projects like buttplug.io is a win in my books.

You definitely did

[–] bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Brings a whole new meaning to vibe coding

What a time to be alive

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thank you, that puts a perspective to all the discussions I had with rust-heads

I enjoy Foone's content often. Really hoping there's no Milkshake Duck there.

[–] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I could swear there was such an add-on that was this but non-NSFW, but maybe I'm misremembering.