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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How's the OnlyFans market for fat old dudes these days?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Depends how wide you’re willing stretch

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

It’s a bear market.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

Probably better than trying to get noticed as a 6/10 with lip injections

¿Por qué no los tres?

por que no los tres

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to be a vrapper (when I grow up)

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Done by gorillaz ages ago.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't the vtuber project melody do vtuber porn at first? Maybe even still does?

[–] massi1008@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Still does. It's her main thing.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't think too many people would be interested in the content I could assist with, unless a woman was involved.

The wife is not down. However, our relationship is somewhat open, and if it brought in the bank and some lady needed a stunt cock, I'd be down.

I guess if any interested ladies want to discuss, hit me up, lol.