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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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These mortal DWARVES are lookin' pretty doomed to die to my eyes (infosec.pub)
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They just didn't want the food to spoil because they were abducting him the next day.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Saved him a bundle on the exterminator bill had he left a fully stocked pantry unattended for a year.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Waste not!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not like he had much of a choice did he, how do you think one hobbit would've done in direct combat against all these dwarves.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hobbits are pretty great warriors once they actually start fighting. They defeated Saruman on their own in the books (admittedly, a severly weakened one).

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Got that hanger going, who knows how it might shake out?