Imagine how bored they must have been that one little noise gets them going so much
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Its pretty clear to me that they were in the middle of an amazing nap and they got woken up by some old fucker yelling "FOOL OF A TOOK"
Wait gandalf is here? did he bring fireworks?
Just imagine: Gandalf sets off a few fireworks, the goblins cheer happily, and then escort the Fellowship out of Moria.
I imagine the Watcher destroying the entrance already had them on high alert or searching for intruders.
As it turned out, they wasted their time anyway. Shoulda just kept munching on bones, or whatever goblins do while just lurking. Come to think of it what did they live on? There were a hell of a lot of them down there, considering the environment.
Eachother, probably.
That crossed my mind but it wouldn't be self-supporting - to subsist on cannibalism alone each individual would have to eat multiple others, who would have to to be eating multiple others until they themselves get eaten. It's like a pyramid scheme.
