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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 169 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon was refused by a muscle mommy and is now on a holy incel crusade against them.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or was pegged by one and liked it a bit too much

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[–] MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world 150 points 1 week ago (8 children)

If being attracted to buff women makes you gay, then gender is not as simple as this twitter gremlin probably believes it to be. But they probably don't want to think about that too much.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

"Not 'normal' = gay". That's all they consider.

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Fucking chicks is definitely gay.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if you keep your socks on

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[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 week ago

All the ~~homies~~ lesbians agree.

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[–] Chev@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So by this logic, it would be straight for him to fuck femboys? Sounds gay.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that's what!!

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear alpha,

I tell you what to like and how to make love. If you disobey, you're an omega and do not deserve affection.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm starting to think "alpha" is some kind of closeted dude psyop

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fellas, is it gay for a man to find a woman hot?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to xitter, if the woman is very muscular, then yes.

I don't quite understand why though.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

right wing politics promotes rigid gender norms

including that only men should be muscular

so muscular women are masculine

and men attracted to a masculine person are gay

nevermind that these are the same people who want to rigidly define women by their gametes, chromosomes, or other biological characteristics (not how buff they are, or how masculine they present)

or that these are the same people who came up with the idea that everyone is straight to begin with ("gay" being a sinful behavior, nobody being born gay)

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait if you think she's hot, does that make you gay, but that makes you straight. But if you're straight and you think she's hot then that makes you gay.

It's confusing.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Gotta love it when losers assume women aren’t on the internet. As a woman, OP is absolutely right - that muscle mommy can turn me gay whenever she wants.

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 59 points 1 week ago

Look if that makes me gay then sure, I'll be gay

[–] flapperfivethousand@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These people are so strange. We live in this big, complex world filled with variation, and they are like: "No! Everything must be only one way!"

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Appreciating the spectrum of human experience is GAY

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is however a psyop to make women gay

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[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Conservatives truly are the most bitch-made motherfuckers in existence.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For being so proud of being straight they seem very insecure about their gender and sexuality and love homoerotic media.

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just want to acknowledge that she's put a heap of effort into that body and if I was lucky enough for her to want to snap me in half then old mate can call me fast if he wants.

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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bros jealous of her gains.

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's NOT Gay if he Wears "makeup" and "a wigs" and LOOKS like a Girl while MY Penis is INSIDE his Butthole! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If reecethebrah sees a muscular woman, and the first thought he has is "THIS IS A PSYOP TO TURN MEN GAY," then maybe he's telling us more about how the inside of his head works than about the secret homosexual / female body building conspiracy that has been hiding in plain sight this entire time.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago

She's Lean Beef Patty if you wanna know.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 34 points 1 week ago

People who care about what is supposed to be 'gay' can be disregarded entirely.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uuuh sorry. I was distracted. What's this meme about?

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I think it's an optical illusion... if you stare at it long enough you may start to see lines of text above and below the image!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?

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[–] Juice@midwest.social 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I literally am incapable of forming opinions about something without consulting manosphere chuds opinion about whether or not it is gay. is that gay?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The same people insist gender is made-up, and biological sex is the only thing that counts.

Conservatives do not mean things when they say words.

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[–] emmy67@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pattie is literally amazing. Anyone would be happy just to know her

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel so sorry for Patty. She has the unfortunate mix of muscle, attractiveness, nerdiness and popularity that creates a following of neckbeardy guys and parasocial girls.

Reading some of the comments on her recent videos with the new bf makes me put down the phone, walk outside and sit in the sun.

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[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 28 points 1 week ago

Dude, if the first thing you think of when you see a muscular/athletic woman is "man" then that says faaaar more about you than it does anyone else 😂

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

You want to hold hands and talk sweet nothings with women? That's gaaaaaaaaaay.

Real men fuck men.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only reason you would want a woman to be weak, is if you're planning on physically overpowering her. Just saying.

Also... Nice.

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[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I don't care if it's gay or straight, it's not attractive to me personally, so I just avoid it and move on. 🤷

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So by that logic, twinks are not gay?

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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's because they associate strength and domination purely with masculinity, a real woman is petite and fragile in their eyes.

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[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lean Beef Patty can throw me around like Cammy or R. Mika.

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I know the first thing I think of when I see a sexy muscular woman is that I would like to suck her dick. 🙄

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

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