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How do you fuck up biscuits and gravy? The name is the ingredients.
Literally looks like shit:
First of all, yes, those look like shit. Brown gravy? Square flat bricks that I assume are meant to be biscuits? Just awful.
But, an over easy or sunny side up egg is always a welcome addition to biscuits and gravy. That's the only thing they got right.
I really don't get how people screw up the gravy so badly. It's just sausage crumbles in a pan, coated with flour once the fat has rendered (melted) a bit, then adding milk or cream and pepper to your desired consistency and taste respectively. Simmer and add spices until it looks good. Maybe add some minced sage if the sausage doesn't have it already. If you're not starting your gravy recipe for biscuits and gravy with sausage, you're doing it wrong and should be ashamed. It doesn't come from a box. It's not white as a sheet and devoid of spice or flavor. It's not vegetarian. It's not gluten free. It's also not brown gravy, which is made entirely differently using fond to give it the brown color.
The biscuits are no better. Even Bisquick biscuits from a box would turn out better for most people than these depressing bricks.
Is the 1/3 lb burger a reference to that time when people misunderstood fractions?
He stole Sonic's whole swag
Also, Epic Bacon? 😐
No thanks! I feel like the Health Inspectors would fail that place...
(If muskrat and PEDOnald were still in love, I'd assume the health inspectors would be losing their jobs next)
i want to go once to review it and compare it against other better diners i like in LA, but can i justify giving elon money directly instead of indirectly with my taxes
Mildly concerning.
What! No polonium tea????
Fuck Elon, but man do I love all-day breakfast.
I promise everything on that menu is like $10 overpriced.
$13 for a hot dog. Hot dog better be code for a fat blunt for $13
Can you still get a good $3 hot dog in NYC?
I thought he hated California now and packed up and moved everything to Texas. Anyway, it seems to be about as innovative as any of his other 'ideas'.
Tallow fried potatoes? Heart attack venue.
4 pieces of bacon is almost the same price as a burger?
Sounds about tesla
Ew. Couldn't stomach anything from him.
No 69s or 420s.