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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

"The father plans to follow up next weekend with several days shooting animals for his own amusement."

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

fuck I ate this one hard, had me seething by the end lol, thinking how could someone be so shameless

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

GO BACK INSIDE AND PLAY WITH YOUR PHONES!!!!

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

True blue “stewards of the environment”